Who is Hu? The leader of China? / K k/ @$ v5 T5 r0 {1 SPresident是呆呆的小布什，Secretary 是呆呆的秘书，就是那个黑黑的美女莱斯，英文名字叫Rice。Yassir Arafat就是阿拉法特。Kofi 就是Kofi Annan ，联合国秘书长。Hu 就是胡啦。1 P5 J, z% u1 Z
8 V. B! S. F1 X; E# k' m( BWho is Hu?; a7 ?0 V% H. d9 k
President: "Secretary! Nice to see you. What's happening?" 9 r: @5 {$ y( E. x! C# v2 RSecretary: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China." 9 v; {, K' m2 }* j0 c- `5 Y4 j8 y! A6 A7 v% D5 W
President: "Great. Lay it on me." " D& F* |# v, s3 O2 Q6 Y2 |+ T# bSecretary: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."6 n; c+ }2 X0 a3 b: J4 \! E. `- i
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President: "That's what I want to know." l& w) |4 ?3 o* M& E$ w
Secretary: "That's what I'm telling you." 0 i4 w5 j6 D% M) W' z 5 p0 J i Z9 Q- q! s, i( zPresident: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?" ; [2 C/ T! I! f& bSecretary: "Yes." ) O' O1 _6 X8 U& l 2 }3 I8 l, ~9 x6 W2 rPresident: "I mean the fellow's name." ( {: K1 l' c, |; [; PSecretary: "Hu." . s: V" _# I) c/ ^$ A/ q* }) e) m, m4 O+ C/ V
President: "The guy in China." 0 H- y8 m+ Z7 C0 Q8 e) H/ `Secretary: "Hu."% m* X! Y. n% ?" a% G3 V; k) X, p' P
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President: "The new leader of China." 2 t8 C/ l' D, cSecretary: "Hu." 7 M# f9 Y7 M% _5 ]% C ) O) g4 @" U3 g+ C, w2 V% {) D- hPresident: "The Chinaman!"' o( `0 J! x E8 N# n4 M
Secretary: "Hu is leading China." ! V, v) b) z# X6 E0 w. q' L - P5 Y$ K8 }) A# nPresident: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"# l% u) U8 b, l6 E/ v4 I7 b: e/ W
Secretary: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China." ) _- I' n0 B3 `" S6 ~8 v# J+ v # P3 o& l( T0 M6 [ BPresident: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"* ?8 e! f" K: x0 n3 c
Secretary: "That's the man's name."; z2 k; N. N' m6 d- u4 i
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President: "That's who's name?" " q) c- T. H& GSecretary: "Yes." # r, e& d1 T$ E4 S: P/ v' W8 V2 ]7 f( c5 r& [0 b9 M7 C
President: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"4 }/ D W6 z5 l7 E. p2 o( B
Secretary: "Yes, sir."' z* x% y5 U2 f
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President: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East." " k% C# n/ W6 y& V7 bSecretary: "That's correct."7 I4 L9 S8 _/ U) ~
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President: "Then who is in China?" ) A; I: i7 d5 e# F+ MSecretary: "Yes, sir.", l0 t; n q3 c' ^7 G
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President: "Yassir is in China?" + b o! K# o H( v$ c( I( _( MSecretary: "No, sir." . V% b: w; e. ?0 E8 J! a. H" F" L0 g7 L7 l9 q9 D+ v
President: "Then who is?"7 ?- X. ^/ C$ U# e8 t
Secretary: "Yes, sir." ) z. P, ?" v0 T: g0 N% }. T" U/ ]. T! \ ) a4 ^! p- q$ i7 S: o) zPresident: "Yassir?"( V3 U* y7 c W3 l; T
Secretary: "No, sir."8 [% L8 A5 L* c
2 D6 a* g) u6 V$ C% k( G" }8 GPresident: "Look, Secretary. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone." * ?- A' i- \( {( KSecretary: "Kofi?" * Q" I3 n5 S5 B/ h( [ h" a: S. q7 L3 D+ h/ V2 H3 _, s4 Z. k d, Z
President: "No, thanks." ' S, H5 _5 L* SSecretary: "You want Kofi?" ) _5 m7 x7 O6 O1 O7 _" ~: Z T8 C/ L 0 Y* W8 C# x8 [! K, g3 sPresident: "No."4 B: A. {$ j8 r9 f( ~* T0 g
Secretary: "You don't want Kofi.". I: [. x+ N* U7 n$ j
$ `, i3 c0 i- h7 r2 B( Q. e( ]President: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."% m: f+ H$ L& G
Secretary: "Yes, sir."' @5 @, z1 Q* t
$ `5 O' d4 r4 J& f8 y) D2 W% ]President: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N." k g2 I7 c- o0 x3 a" b' zSecretary: "Kofi?": Z3 `/ m) U# f- A, I/ r
- H }' E2 g& S0 Z i; G$ t9 h+ J9 tPresident: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"' ^' a* e, E7 A) }1 T4 H8 }
Secretary: "And call who?"% Y; @; u [. Y- s
1 G( Y$ ^! r: A- B. G- I2 \- qPresident: "Who is the guy at the U.N?" & U* R+ s/ F( v% L: {# I+ jSecretary: "Hu is the guy in China." ) w* Z. {: y" } # E/ `3 U5 v- \2 M6 ~0 Y! SPresident: "Will you stay out of China?!". B+ ^: [& H- Q% u# Q; q
Secretary: "Yes, sir.") M+ K( u8 n' v* q3 q# J& f
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Secretary: "Kofi."$ \7 A6 A/ F5 J4 P9 v/ d; G5 l
; y2 M5 j. b, Y; CPresident: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone." ' d3 ~( X7 `6 H' C' _* C- L
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Secretary (picks up the phone): "Rice, here."; P, ^+ z7 W; S" Q# m
President: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?"7 y7 B: h4 g% S1 [
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This example about phonetic is mainly based on homophony (a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning) and polysemy (words or signs which have multiple meanings).作者: 人在江湖 时间: 2010-8-11 09:54
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