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史上最强的37句中国式英语

史上最强的37句中国式英语

go and look!走着瞧
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- j+ h: ]& L( M0 A, `good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上
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2 g# U: C  a7 H. V0 K4 M6 ]No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东没有新中国
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go a head! 去个头!
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People mountain peole sea!人山人海
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give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看 ( \# _. ]' s4 j: U

- G+ L' a. _; Y% D0 uno three no four 不三不四
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8 H5 E3 T# H) D2 k- Ano money no women no good(哈,这是谁说的) * J. m. C6 b6 Y1 Y

, x2 x4 {" F5 v$ t) k, ]9 ]/ xwe two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁 3 R+ R; F% F" k* h
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dog day''s狗日的
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poor light egg穷光蛋
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if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你
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you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你
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full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑 3 B8 @5 Z7 x5 H% G( }
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love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁
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KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百 9 x4 n( }- s$ S, y5 \

0 O5 ~# K$ P) V2 V4 Z- Wi s h i t love you我便爱上了你
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! h% \$ o( T: P2 Mbanana fish相交于 $ ^5 U" y8 ?7 C# s8 d* w: g# u
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f u c k do system操作系统 7 X- I, d7 s" v) T5 d
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horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎 2 i% J* k0 s. A3 R, `9 C' d
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fish yes于是
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3 u- `$ Q$ |+ r% K6 K4 `your grandma''s legs你奶奶个腿 - {3 S& O2 @& L7 H  L4 U! w, L
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King eight egg***
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( X- n" F5 e9 S, n/ ]) {% t5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱 8 E# M$ w+ o% _

) O, q  E4 y, s* X% ]% C4 j, f( vgive me take down!给我拿下
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: o( `* w! Z+ XWATCH SISTER 表妹
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6 P) u" b. I$ ~1 Dyour grandma''s bear你奶奶个熊
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yellow fly red黄飞鸿
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9 w, d7 T' _% a& r8 \, c; {red face know to me红颜知己
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American Chinese not enough美中不足
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pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰 % c& F" Q* f0 E% y

/ x. |9 a- m* D: w  g  tYou really have two down sons你真有两下子
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round son egg原子弹
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" \$ G8 Z2 t1 ?# J% L" ^chicken gun ice机枪兵
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water sex poplar flower水性杨花
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How are you? 怎么是你? ) H+ G( Y8 z/ u3 H# ^$ c( f
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How old are you? 怎么老是你?

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